You Can't Get Fat On That

Drink potions from a cauldron
Keep your stomach flat
Drink water by the gallon
You can't get fat on that

Eat celery and carrots
Keep your stomach flat
Eat birdseed fit for parrots
You can't get fat on that

Drink green tea and black coffee
Keep your stomach flat
Drink drizzle at the levee
You can't get fat on that

Eat seaweed and Irish moss
Keep your stomach flat
Eat insects dipped in hot sauce
You can't get fat on that

Drink via "eye" libation
Keep your stomach flat
Eat through imagination
You can't get fat on that.

Wallace Dean LaBenne